Life should be flipped

Everyone knows how life is supposed to be... you are born, you grow up learning how to survive on your own and how to find yourself.  You go from high school to college, which is supposed to be the best times of your life.  After that you start a career or a job, get married, raise a family, and get old.  As you get older you lose your aspirations and you begin to settle for what you have and think about the good times in life.... I think that life should be flipped.  More specifically with the things you do or can do should be flipped.  So lets start with your old age.  You have alot of knowledge but you really cant apply that knowledge to your life because you are too old.  As you get a little younger people you knew come back from the dead and you realize how much you love them.  Get a little younger and you start to play golf again and can do more physical things than before.  The younger you get the more personal pleasures you get to experience.  Your wife gets younger which im sure most old men would prefer...  Then the peak of your life should be College where you go back experience all of the people you love and it is a giant celebration.  As you become a teenager and a child you are past partying and raising children, you get to focus on yourself.  You get to depend on your parents and everyone around you for help, money, and plans.  When your a child you appreciate everything as well.  Everything you encounter is for the first time and that is always the best.  As you get younger and become a baby you lose your teeth, hair, and intellect.  You become someone people take care of and you get all the attention in the world.  Thats the way life should be, the older you get the less responsibility you should have.  Once your back in your mothers womb you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, and then you finish.