Throw Pillows

I went through my normal routine today of picking up clothes, cleaning my desk, and making my bed and began to wonder why I have "throw pillows" or decorative pillows.  Every day they take up about half of my room space because i am always too lazy to make my bed right when i get up.  The only purpose these pillows have is when I occasionally sit and watch a movie and to make my bed look like it isnt owned by a child.  I feel like the older people get the more pillows they get.  For example, when your a child you usually have one single pillow, if a pillow at all.  My grand mother must have 15 pillows on her gold victorian masterpiece.  Probably 13 of those pillows have some type of sequence, jewelry, or uncomfortable fabric on them.  A bed is used for sleeping and serves for comfort, why would you put a daily chore on your bed that doesn't even serve the original purpose of a bed?  In 20 years we might even have velcro on our comforters so that it will be more convenient to attach the ugly pillows... Im gonna invent it! Haha.  Although people take much pride in their ugly decorative beds these pillows will soon take the place of beds.  Isn't that basically what the Temper Pedic is.  It is inevitable that we will all be laying on itchy pillows when we are old.  I will read this in my old age and laugh because of how proud I am of my itchy, ugly, large, old fashion pillow bed